Dan Jones shared 14 days ago

Let us celebrate the birth of our nation by blowing up a small part of it.

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I just learned that a hole drilled in a wooden barrel (to provide access to the contents) is called a bunghole.

And now, I can't stop laughing.

I know, I'm a child: a big ole' man child.

Animation from Beavis and Butthead showing Beavis with his T-shirt pulled over his head, as he says, "I am the Great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole!"
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Animation from Beavis and Butthead showing Beavis with his T-shirt pulled over his head, as he says, "I am the Great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole!"

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Dan Jones shared 24 days ago

I recently learned I have a heart condition. It's probably genetic; they're not sure exactly what's going on yet, but they know that stress exacerbates the problem. Most of the time, I'm perfectly fine, but if I get overly stressed, my heart doesn't beat quite right.

So, my cardiologist sent me to have some MRIs done to help him determine the most appropriate course of treatment. I'm scheduled to get those MRIs a week from today, and I just got a text about them, informing me that my cost for the MRIs is $350, which I have to prepay.

I don't know about you, but suddenly having a $350 bill due in less than a week is pretty stressful, which is not exactly good for my heart. It's almost like the healthcare system in this country is designed to keep me unhealthy.

Dan Jones shared 25 days ago
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Dan Jones shared 26 days ago

Just a reminder: since birds are a type of dinosaurs, all chicken nuggets are dinosaur nuggets regardless of their shape.

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When you were a child, and you were avoiding stepping on a crack, was it because you didn't want to ...

  • fall and break your back 0% (0 votes)

  • break your mother's back 100% (1 votes)

  • something else 0% (0 votes)

  • I have no idea what you're talking about 0% (0 votes)