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I just learned that a hole drilled in a wooden barrel (to provide access to the contents) is called a bunghole.

And now, I can't stop laughing.

I know, I'm a child: a big ole' man child.

Animation from Beavis and Butthead showing Beavis with his T-shirt pulled over his head, as he says, "I am the Great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole!"
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Animation from Beavis and Butthead showing Beavis with his T-shirt pulled over his head, as he says, "I am the Great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole!"

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I recently learned I have a heart condition. It's probably genetic; they're not sure exactly what's going on yet, but they know that stress exacerbates the problem. Most of the time, I'm perfectly fine, but if I get overly stressed, my heart doesn't beat quite right.

So, my cardiologist sent me to have some MRIs done to help him determine the most appropriate course of treatment. I'm scheduled to get those MRIs a week from today, and I just got a text about them, informing me that my cost for the MRIs is $350, which I have to prepay.

I don't know about you, but suddenly having a $350 bill due in less than a week is pretty stressful, which is not exactly good for my heart. It's almost like the healthcare system in this country is designed to keep me unhealthy.

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Just a reminder: since birds are a type of dinosaurs, all chicken nuggets are dinosaur nuggets regardless of their shape.

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When you were a child, and you were avoiding stepping on a crack, was it because you didn't want to ...

  • fall and break your back 0% (0 votes)

  • break your mother's back 100% (1 votes)

  • something else 0% (0 votes)

  • I have no idea what you're talking about 0% (0 votes)

Imagine enlisting in the Army to protect and serve and then being ordered to march in a parade to celebrate the birthday of a tyrant actively working to oppress and subjugate others.

I have this massive BASH script that I use for transcoding video files that I download before adding them to my Jellyfin library (don't ask me for it, it's a giant mess).

I recently wanted to make a change to it that required sorting some data according to some specific rules (like moving English subtitles first, but only if they're text-based like srt and not image-based like DVD subs).

It was too complicated for BASH. So, I did what anybody reasonable psychopath would do: I embedded a Python script into my BASH script.

No, I didn't rewrite the whole thing in Python, but I do have an entire Python script in the middle of my BASH script now. My BASH script pipes the Python code into the Python interpreter, and captures JSON output from it.

It's a terrible abomination, but, I might do it again.

Los Angeles, right now.

Sailor Moon and other Sailor Scouts. Several police officers are attacking them, and beating them with billy clubs. Sailor Moon says, "No way! No way! Why are these police officers attacking us? What's wrong with our government hiring people like this?!"
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Sailor Moon and other Sailor Scouts. Several police officers are attacking them, and beating them with billy clubs. Sailor Moon says, "No way! No way! Why are these police officers attacking us? What's wrong with our government hiring people like this?!"

US politics, double entendre, puns

When they're rioting, you can do anything. They let you. Grab them by the posse comitatus.

  • Trump, discussing deploying troops on American soil, probably