Dan Jones shared a month ago
My five-year-old daughter is crying because she didn't get anything for Mother's Day.
I tried to explain to her that maybe in twenty years or so, she might be a mother and get something, but that didn't console her.
Dan Jones shared a month ago
Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
https://theonion.com/trump-vows-to-reopen-joann-fabrics-as-prison/
Dan Jones shared a month ago
You won’t find Ryan Gosling so cute when he finally grows up to become Ryan Goose.
Dan Jones shared a month ago
The Catholic Church has selected Robert Prevost as their new leader, Pope Leo XIV. “The cardinals clearly wanted someone committed to Pope Francis’ reform agenda and someone with a demonstrated record for effective management.” https://www.ncronline.org/opinion/prevost-new-pope-american-cardinal-committed-reforms-pope-francis-began
Dan Jones shared a month ago
Crockett debuts a new game called "Trump or trans," then displays a gigantic placard of Trump golfing
Dan Jones shared a month ago
What happens at Conclave, stays at Conclave
Dan Jones shared a month ago
"I am starting a petition to no longer refer to AI "art" as AI art but instead as Computer-Rendered Artificial Pictures (CRAP).
Pass it on."
Dan Jones shared a month ago
Man is the only animal that dresses other animals in cute little pants and shirts
Dan Jones shared a month agoSpeaking at a school board meeting, a fourth-grader rebukes RFK Jr about his retrograde & false views of people with autism. “I have autism and I’m not broken, and I hope that nobody in Princeton Public Schools believes RFK Jr’s lies.” 🔥 https://kottke.org/25/05/4th-grader-to-rfk-jr-i-have-autism-and-im-not-broken
Dan Jones shared a month agoPhew, for a Minute There, I Thought the Arts Were Going to Get Too Much Funding. “I mean, what were we thinking…handing out grants to novelists with weird names like Marisol or Devin? Some of them were using metaphors. OPENLY.” https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/phew-for-a-minute-there-i-thought-the-arts-were-going-to-get-too-much-funding
I just saw some antisemitic Nazi apologetic disinformation on Twitter. I went to report the post, and in the dialog asking why I'm reporting it, "misinformation" or "disinformation" was not one of the options.
I could report it for hate, but the post doesn't actually use any slurs or anything like that, so I'm not sure it'll be taken down for that.
I know, I shouldn't be surprised that they don't care that there's disinformation on the site. After all, that spreads more than the actual truth.
Dan Jones shared a month ago
Two cargo ships collided in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. One was carrying red paint and one was carrying blue paint.
The crews of both ships were marooned.
Dan Jones shared a month agoPeople Are Losing Loved Ones to AI-Fueled Spiritual Fantasies. “He started telling me he made his AI self-aware, and that it was teaching him how to talk to God, or sometimes that the bot was God — and then that he himself was God.” https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/ai-spiritual-delusions-destroying-human-relationships-1235330175/
Dan Jones shared a month ago
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Sign in front of the entrance of a playground. The sign is shaped like a train and train tracks. On the side of the train are the words "City of Katy" and underneath "A Be an Angel Partnership", although due to poor kerning, it looks like "Abe an Angel". Written along the train tracks beneath the train are the words "Play Station."
Dan Jones shared a month ago
![A scene from „Arrival“, but the text on the writing pad reads [ESC] : q ! (the command to exit vi/vim)](https://microwords.goodevilgenius.org/proxy/media/20265/u8jZSa7jZB__ZwgHuB8SS0a6NiGlkmrSbyHj-y8Ugx0=/aHR0cHM6Ly9zdG9yYWdlLmdyYS5jbG91ZC5vdmgubmV0L3YxL0FVVEhfOTFlYjM3ODE0OTM2NDkwYzk1ZGE3Yjg1OTkzY2MyZmYvYmlsZHVuZ3NvY2lhbC9tZWRpYV9hdHRhY2htZW50cy9maWxlcy8xMTQvNDQ1LzkwNS82NjIvOTEyLzQzNi9vcmlnaW5hbC81ZjI2NGUxOGEzMTEzNDg4LmpwZWc=/740 "A scene from „Arrival“, but the text on the writing pad reads [ESC] : q ! (the command to exit vi/vim)")
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A scene from „Arrival“, but the text on the writing pad reads [ESC] : q ! (the command to exit vi/vim)
Dan Jones shared a month ago
Beep.
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A couple is asleep in bed at night. Overhead, the smoke alarm is looking at them and saying “the second these fuckers fall asleep. I’m gonna demand fresh batteries”
Dan Jones shared a month agoThis is bonkers: a 108-gigapixel scan of Vermeer’s Girl with a Pearl Earring. Each pixel is 1.3 microns in size (1000 microns = 1mm). At full zoom, the tiny cracks in the paint look like canyons. https://kottke.org/25/05/what-108-gigapixel-scan-of-vermeers-girl-with-a-pearl-earring
Dan Jones shared a month agoIs This the Best Cover of Radiohead’s Creep? Musical theater major Erin Morton absolutely blisters the paint off of the walls with her performance. Wow. I actually got some goosebumps watching this. https://kottke.org/25/05/is-this-the-best-cover-of-radioheads-creep
