Too Woke by John Darkow
Caption
Jesus Christ is preaching to a crowd. One in the crowd says "He seems too woke for me"
"Battle Hymn of the Republic" should be sung at about 90 beats per minute.
I timed our organist this morning. She was playing it at just over 60.
So it's 9 o'clock on a Sunday morning, and instead of playing a rousing hymn to help us wake up and get excited for the worship service, she's turned it into a funeral dirge.