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If Donald Trump were a Star Trek alien, he would be a Ferengi/Pakled crossbreed.

An AI generated image of Donald Trump. He has large Ferengi ears with a long line of golden earrings running down each of them. He has long bushy eyebrows like a Pakled. He has an "I don't know what's going on" look on his face, like he usually does. He's carrying a small blaster in his tiny baby hands.
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An AI generated image of Donald Trump. He has large Ferengi ears with a long line of golden earrings running down each of them. He has long bushy eyebrows like a Pakled. He has an "I don't know what's going on" look on his face, like he usually does. He's carrying a small blaster in his tiny baby hands.

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I posted this four years ago, but it's even more relevant now.

Parody of a Garbage Pail Kids card. The Garbage Pail Kids logo is at the top. Along the bottom is the character name: Donald Dump. The character is Donald Trump as a toddler. He's sitting on a golden toilet while wearing a blue business suit, his pants down at his ankles. On the floor is a briefcase with dollar bills spilling out of it onto the floor. On the back of the toilet is a spray can which says "Hair Spray". On the left side of the wall, partially out of view, is the Mona Lisa with a label on top saying "Fired". On the ride side of the wall is a painting of New York City overlooking "Dump Plaza". Donald is pulling some toilet paper off the roll, but the toilet paper is actually the Constitution of the United States.
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Parody of a Garbage Pail Kids card. The Garbage Pail Kids logo is at the top. Along the bottom is the character name: Donald Dump. The character is Donald Trump as a toddler. He's sitting on a golden toilet while wearing a blue business suit, his pants down at his ankles. On the floor is a briefcase with dollar bills spilling out of it onto the floor. On the back of the toilet is a spray can which says "Hair Spray". On the left side of the wall, partially out of view, is the Mona Lisa with a label on top saying "Fired". On the ride side of the wall is a painting of New York City overlooking "Dump Plaza". Donald is pulling some toilet paper off the roll, but the toilet paper is actually the Constitution of the United States.