For , I decided to have try to depict .

My prompt was: Oil painting. Man from the Middle East. From first century BCE. With a beard. Long hair. Serene look on his face. Loving. Compassionate.

As described above. The man is wearing a turban. He seems to look somber.
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As described above. The man is wearing a turban. He seems to look somber.

As described above. Wearing brown robes.
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As described above. Wearing brown robes.

The choir sang "I Am the First and the Last". How was I supposed to know that wasn't the closing number?

A youth musical number is slightly less awful than a children's musical number.