Donald Trump: They're calling me a king. I'm no king.
Also Donald Trump: Here's a video of me, as a king, flying a fighter jet that says King Trump, taking the world's most enormous crap over all the protestors who dare to tell me that I'm not a king.
The #NoKings march in Houston, TX began at a lovely area known as Discovery Green. Discovery Green has a very nice playground, so there were many folks getting ready to march with their kids (myself included) as their kids play on the playground.
As the march is about to start, I hear a mother call out to her son to get him off the playground. "King! King! It's time to go."
Oh, the irony.
My wife, kids, and I are having a family activity tonight making protest signs for the No Kings protest this Saturday.
#NoKings #DumpTrump #FirstAmendment #FreedomOfSpeech #PoliticalProtest #USPol
Imagine enlisting in the Army to protect and serve and then being ordered to march in a parade to celebrate the birthday of a tyrant actively working to oppress and subjugate others.
Los Angeles, right now.
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Sailor Moon and other Sailor Scouts. Several police officers are attacking them, and beating them with billy clubs. Sailor Moon says, "No way! No way! Why are these police officers attacking us? What's wrong with our government hiring people like this?!"
US politics, double entendre, puns
US politics, double entendre, puns
When they're rioting, you can do anything. They let you. Grab them by the posse comitatus.
- Trump, discussing deploying troops on American soil, probably