Who invented flags? #ShowerThoughts

If a centaur is half human and half horse, does a baby centaur nurse from the human nipples or the horse nipples? #ShowerThoughts

Since birds are a kind of dinosaur, technically all chicken nuggets are dinosaur nuggets. #ShowerThoughts

If the Count from Sesame Street drinks the blood of Cookie Monster, does he need to brush afterwards to avoid getting cavities?

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If I eat all the seeds off the hamburger, how do they grow new hamburger trees? #ShowerThoughts

Do you think cetaceans feel self conscious around other mammals that still have fur or hair?

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If I wanted a burger made from ground ham, what would I call it?

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