Shouldn't he be Ryan Goose by now? He's already 45 years old, after all.
You know how in The Smurfs, the word smurf is basically used as a substitute for the f word? For example: "Smurf Yeah!", "That's smurfing awesome!", or "I really smurfed that up".
What does that mean about their names, like Papa Smurf or Smurfette?
If Deadpool had been in the Donner Party, they could've just hacked him up to eat pieces of him, which would just regrow anyways.
Is a mini burrito a burritito?
If they remade Back to the Future in a couple years, the time machine would probably be made out of a Cybertruck.
Controversial opinion: French Canadians and Italian-Americans are Latin American.
Could a vampire police officer enter my house with a warrant?
Since a scrub is a guy "hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride, trying to holla at" women, then he's looking for a woman to holla back: a hollaback Girl.
So, if you say that you ain't no hollaback girl, that just means that you don't want no scrub.
#ShowerThoughts #FYI #PSA #Scrubs #HollabackGirl #TLC #GwenStefani
Who invented flags? #ShowerThoughts
If a centaur is half human and half horse, does a baby centaur nurse from the human nipples or the horse nipples? #ShowerThoughts
Since birds are a kind of dinosaur, technically all chicken nuggets are dinosaur nuggets. #ShowerThoughts
If the Count from Sesame Street drinks the blood of Cookie Monster, does he need to brush afterwards to avoid getting cavities?
If I eat all the seeds off the hamburger, how do they grow new hamburger trees? #ShowerThoughts 
Do you think cetaceans feel self conscious around other mammals that still have fur or hair?
#ShowerThoughts #BaldIsBeautiful #MarineMammals #Dolphins #SaveTheWhales
If I wanted a burger made from ground ham, what would I call it?