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Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Tennessee billboard: Adult Superstore. Trump Superstore. Next exit.

My nine-year-old son, randomly, apropos of nothing: "Dollar Dollar bills, y'all!"

Sent this to my daughter to pass on to her Spanish teacher.

Two side-by-side images of Tupac Shakur. On the left, he's dressed in casual clothing, a do-rag on his head, his shirt lifted up displaying a "Thug Life" tattoo emblazoned across his stomach and chest. Above him the caption says "Tupac". On the right, we see him dressed in a suit and tie, hands in his pockets. Above him it reads "Ustedpac"
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Two side-by-side images of Tupac Shakur. On the left, he's dressed in casual clothing, a do-rag on his head, his shirt lifted up displaying a "Thug Life" tattoo emblazoned across his stomach and chest. Above him the caption says "Tupac". On the right, we see him dressed in a suit and tie, hands in his pockets. Above him it reads "Ustedpac"

Just came across this reddit thread.

Just learned “manslaughter” meaning

I always thought it meant “man’s laughter”, so a dude who is laughing. No, it means “homicide”.

Idk if I’m dumb or English is weird

English is indeed weird.

How about for one final requirement before you can be the President of the United States, you have to beat an escape room?

Dan Jones shared 25 days ago

Trump is appointing an anti-vaxxer as his Secretary of Health and Human Services.

If there is another pandemic, we're goners.

Dan Jones shared 27 days ago
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FYI. A buttload is equal to two hogsheads. One hogshead is 63 US gallons.

So, a buttload is 126 US gallons, or approximately 477 liters (or litres).

Or, one centibuttload is just under five liters.

Dan Jones shared 29 days ago

I think I'm going to fly the flag at half mast on January 20th.

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