Dan Jones @[email protected]

Husband, Father, Software Engineer (PHP, go, etc.). Lover of Star Trek and anime.

Looking for other things to do, such as writing, acting, voice acting, but not really finding the time for it. Maybe when my kids are a little older, I'll get back on stage.

Feeling pretty bleak about the future of the United States. #NeverTrump

Feel free to follow. I may follow back if we seem to have similar interests.

#BlackLivesMatter #TransRightsAreHumanRights #StayWoke

Other interests: #Parenting #StarTrek #Writing #Theater #anime #PHP #golang #Programming #WebDevelopment #genealogy #ScienceFiction #DadJokes

My Links

links.danielrayjones.com

Pronouns

he/him/his

XMPP

[email protected]

Mastodon account

fosstodon.org/@danjones000

LinkedIn

linkedin.com/in/danjones000

Résumé

danielrayjones.com

  • Notes
  • Articles
  • Followers 240
  • Following 337
  • Remote follow
Dan Jones's avatar
Dan Jones
@[email protected]

So, how are we feeling about this One Trek Hill poster?

#StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy #TheCW #TheWB

Promotional poster: Along the top of reads "Paramount+ Original". Along the bottom: "Star Trek: Starfleet Academy New series streaming Jan 15". In the image we see six young people, laying in the grass, their bodies just slightly entangled in one another, but also kind of paired off. They're looking up at the sky, smiling and laughing. Maybe they saw a cloud that looks like Professor Tilly. In the top left is a young male Klingon with luxurious, shiny dreadlocks. He's laying his head on the stomach of a woman who appears human, possibly of African descent, with thick, beautiful curls in her hair, laughing uproariously. On the right is a young man, apparently human who looks like he just pledged his favorite sorority. You know the type. His name is probably Brad or Chad. Leaning on his arm is a young woman who is the only one not smiling, but is smirking. She looks like she's maybe ¼ Romulan: southern Romulan. Next to her is a guy who looks like he came straight out of a Calvin Klein ad, possibly of South or Central American descent. Leaning on him, on the left side, is a woman who looks like a young Brooke Shields, like she did in the film The Blue Lagoon.
Caption

Promotional poster: Along the top of reads "Paramount+ Original". Along the bottom: "Star Trek: Starfleet Academy New series streaming Jan 15". In the image we see six young people, laying in the grass, their bodies just slightly entangled in one another, but also kind of paired off. They're looking up at the sky, smiling and laughing. Maybe they saw a cloud that looks like Professor Tilly. In the top left is a young male Klingon with luxurious, shiny dreadlocks. He's laying his head on the stomach of a woman who appears human, possibly of African descent, with thick, beautiful curls in her hair, laughing uproariously. On the right is a young man, apparently human who looks like he just pledged his favorite sorority. You know the type. His name is probably Brad or Chad. Leaning on his arm is a young woman who is the only one not smiling, but is smirking. She looks like she's maybe ¼ Romulan: southern Romulan. Next to her is a guy who looks like he came straight out of a Calvin Klein ad, possibly of South or Central American descent. Leaning on him, on the left side, is a woman who looks like a young Brooke Shields, like she did in the film The Blue Lagoon.

  • permalink
  • interact from your instance
  • 29 days ago
  • 1 like
  • 2 shares
  • 1 reply
Likes
@cliftonmr@en.osm.town
Shares
@kcarr2015@mstdn.social @danjones000@fosstodon.org
Casey Peel's avatar
Casey Peel
@[email protected]

in reply to this object

@danjones000 I assumed this was a spoof until I went looking and maybe I won't be renewing my Paramount+ subscription to see this new series after all. 😬

  • permalink
  • 29 days ago
Dan Jones's avatar
Dan Jones
@[email protected]

in reply to this object

The sad thing is that this is an actual promotional poster for One Tree Hill.

@[email protected]

Five people laying on a bed in nearly the exact same pose as the Starfleet Academy poster s above. This poster is much more Caucasian. In this one, Chad/Brad is in the middle, and Calvin Klein dude is along the top. The three women are as generic as they could be.
Caption

Five people laying on a bed in nearly the exact same pose as the Starfleet Academy poster s above. This poster is much more Caucasian. In this one, Chad/Brad is in the middle, and Calvin Klein dude is along the top. The three women are as generic as they could be.

  • permalink
  • 29 days ago
  • 1 like
Powered by microblog.pub 2.0.0+9c8693ea and the ActivityPub protocol. Admin.