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So, how are we feeling about this One Trek Hill poster?

Promotional poster: Along the top of reads "Paramount+ Original". Along the bottom: "Star Trek: Starfleet Academy New series streaming Jan 15". In the image we see six young people, laying in the grass, their bodies just slightly entangled in one another, but also kind of paired off. They're looking up at the sky, smiling and laughing. Maybe they saw a cloud that looks like Professor Tilly. In the top left is a young male Klingon with luxurious, shiny dreadlocks. He's laying his head on the stomach of a woman who appears human, possibly of African descent, with thick, beautiful curls in her hair, laughing uproariously. On the right is a young man, apparently human who looks like he just pledged his favorite sorority. You know the type. His name is probably Brad or Chad. Leaning on his arm is a young woman who is the only one not smiling, but is smirking. She looks like she's maybe ¼ Romulan: southern Romulan. Next to her is a guy who looks like he came straight out of a Calvin Klein ad, possibly of South or Central American descent. Leaning on him, on the left side, is a woman who looks like a young Brooke Shields, like she did in the film The Blue Lagoon.
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Promotional poster: Along the top of reads "Paramount+ Original". Along the bottom: "Star Trek: Starfleet Academy New series streaming Jan 15". In the image we see six young people, laying in the grass, their bodies just slightly entangled in one another, but also kind of paired off. They're looking up at the sky, smiling and laughing. Maybe they saw a cloud that looks like Professor Tilly. In the top left is a young male Klingon with luxurious, shiny dreadlocks. He's laying his head on the stomach of a woman who appears human, possibly of African descent, with thick, beautiful curls in her hair, laughing uproariously. On the right is a young man, apparently human who looks like he just pledged his favorite sorority. You know the type. His name is probably Brad or Chad. Leaning on his arm is a young woman who is the only one not smiling, but is smirking. She looks like she's maybe ¼ Romulan: southern Romulan. Next to her is a guy who looks like he came straight out of a Calvin Klein ad, possibly of South or Central American descent. Leaning on him, on the left side, is a woman who looks like a young Brooke Shields, like she did in the film The Blue Lagoon.