Today's calendar feels a bit on the nose.
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Page from Far Side desk calendar. The date is February 3, Tuesday. The cartoon shows a table of military generals/admirals sitting around a round table with a map of the earth on its surface. The focus is on one portly general with a crew cut, an extremely goofy look on his face, his arms behind his back, leaning back in his chair, and with an obscene amount of medals adorning his uniform. The caption tells us what he's saying: "On the other hand, gentlemen, what if we gave a war and *everybody* came?"
