Dan Jones shared 25 days ago
Instead of calling it Secret Santa, can we not call it Nondisclosure Claus?
I can't hear the word "phenomena" without thinking of this video.
I let the five-year-old pick what we watch tonight (while retaining veto power for myself).
She picked KPop Demon Hunters. Honestly, kind of awesome. Didn't finish it, though, so I guess I'll have to finish watching another time.
Last night, during family prayer, my teenager said "Thank you that we can have Thanksgiving tomorrow, to show thanks."
I loved this. Being thankful for the opportunity to show thanks. We should always be grateful to those who support us, who lift us up. And we should be thankful that we can show them thanks.
Dan Jones shared 26 days ago
Girls are 50% of the population. We deserve to represent 50% of the heroes. - Tamora Pierce
Dan Jones shared 26 days ago
New Comic found: Dinosaur Comics - 2025-11-26 https://www.gocomics.com/dinosaur-comics/2025/11/26
Dan Jones shared 26 days ago
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are on the Muppet Show tonight
My five-year-old describing an echo: When we say our voice, it copies us!
Dan Jones shared 27 days ago
No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never: - comment on how much someone is eating - comment on how little someone is eating - comment on someone eating This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
Dan Jones shared 27 days ago
Forbidden Out-of-Office messages
• Sorry, I am currently out of the office this month. Please feel free to contact me by joining my OnlyFans
• Am kitty until December, please meow meow meow meooow
• X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
Dan Jones shared 27 days ago
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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A large (maybe 3 feet wide by 5 feet tall) sign on the end of a row of bookshelves that tells the “address” of books that have sensitive content. "Nervous about asking? ABORTION 363.46 ABUSE 362.76 ALCOHOL 362.29, 613.81 ANXIETY 152.46, 155.5, 616.85 BODY CHANGES 612.6, 613.04 BULLYING 303.69 CANCER 616.99 CHILD CUSTODY 343.73 CUTTING/SELF HARM 616.85 DEPRESSION 616.85 DIVORCE 306.89 DRUGS 362.29, 613.8 EATING DISORDERS 616.85 HIV/AIDS 616.97 LGBTQIA+ 306,76 LOSS OF A PARENT 306.87, 155.9 MENTAL ILLNESS 616.89 POST Traumatic STRESS 616.85 PREGNANCY 306.87, 618.2 RAPE 362.88 SELF-ESTEEM 158.1, 305.23 SEX 613.9 STIS 616.95 SUICIDE 362.28, 616.85 As a library, we're not here to judge, we're here to help"
Dan Jones shared 28 days ago
This plus infinity
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Photo by Ө Ƭ Σ P on November 23, 2025. May be a meme of shorts, diaper, underwear and text that says 'It's time to stop telling your underage daughter not to wear shorts when Uncle Randy is over, and start telling Randy not to fucking come over anymore.'.
Dan Jones shared 28 days ago
Dan Jones shared 28 days ago
my dad about to tell a funny story that isn’t nearly as funny as he thinks it is
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Malamute (or husky) sitting on a couch, legs folded over the arm, smiling.
Dan Jones shared 28 days ago
I have a private code phrase known to no one but myself that I will use to verify it's really me if I ever meet my past or future self via time travel.
Dan Jones shared 28 days ago
My kids are going to be terrible neighbors when they have their own apartment.
#WhatIsThatNoise #HerdOfElephants #LordOfTheDance #Parenting
Dan Jones shared 28 days ago
They tryptophan lightastic
Dan Jones shared 28 days ago
When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words