Dan Jones @[email protected]

Husband, Father, Software Engineer (PHP, go, etc.). Lover of Star Trek and anime.

Looking for other things to do, such as writing, acting, voice acting, but not really finding the time for it. Maybe when my kids are a little older, I'll get back on stage.

Feeling pretty bleak about the future of the United States. #NeverTrump

Feel free to follow. I may follow back if we seem to have similar interests.

#BlackLivesMatter #TransRightsAreHumanRights #StayWoke

Other interests: #Parenting #StarTrek #Writing #Theater #anime #PHP #golang #Programming #WebDevelopment #genealogy #ScienceFiction #DadJokes

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-Allo. La police!

-Oui.

-Des voleurs' m'ont attaqué.

-Combien de voleurs?

-Sept.

-Tu dis?

-Je dis sept.

-Dix-sept?

-Mais non; sans dix; sept!

-Cent dix-sept?

-Mais non, sept sans dix.

-Comment, sept cent dix?

-Mais non, sept, sans dix; sept!

-C'est trop. Sept cent dix-sept voleurs.

-Non! Non! Je dis: sept, sans dix, sept.

-Oh-là-là! Dix-sept cent dix-sept voleurs! Au revoir.

#FrenchPun #Pun #Humor #DadJoke #FrenchDadJoke

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Merde! Où sont les justiciers??

(thank you google translate!!)

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