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-Allo. La police!

-Oui.

-Des voleurs' m'ont attaqué.

-Combien de voleurs?

-Sept.

-Tu dis?

-Je dis sept.

-Dix-sept?

-Mais non; sans dix; sept!

-Cent dix-sept?

-Mais non, sept sans dix.

-Comment, sept cent dix?

-Mais non, sept, sans dix; sept!

-C'est trop. Sept cent dix-sept voleurs.

-Non! Non! Je dis: sept, sans dix, sept.

-Oh-là-là! Dix-sept cent dix-sept voleurs! Au revoir.

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In the word "queue", only the first letter is pronounced. The other four are silent (quietly waiting their turn).

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Pope Leo has a mathematics degree from Villanova. He not only understands sin, he also understands cos.

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At the arrivals area of an airport. A few people are milling about in the background. Some cars are seen outside through the glass doors, ready to pick up passengers. In the foreground is a man in his 30s, holding a sign with the name of the person he's waiting for. The sign reads, "Godot"
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At the arrivals area of an airport. A few people are milling about in the background. Some cars are seen outside through the glass doors, ready to pick up passengers. In the foreground is a man in his 30s, holding a sign with the name of the person he's waiting for. The sign reads, "Godot"

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https://youtube.com/shorts/U_i6PyNf_AQ

Now I understand the Electoral College.

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Dark humor about US politics

Vladimir Putin re-elected President of the United States

https://www.legorafi.fr/2024/11/06/vladimir-poutine-reelu-president-des-etats-unis/

Vladimir Poutine réélu président des Etats-Unis Le Gorafi.fr Gorafi News Network
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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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Don't throw sodium chloride at people. That's a salt.

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This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.

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Whom does Beyoncé call when she needs her roof repaired?

All the shingle ladies.

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Why couldn't the pony song a song?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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A single friend of mine asked me what it's like to be married.

I told him, on one hand, you get to wear a cool ring. On the other hand, you don't.

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This courtesy of my 14-year-old daughter.

Why couldn't the thieves get away from the art museum heist?

They didn't have enough gas to make the Van Gogh.

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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I don't relate to this at all.

Poorly Drawn Lines comic. Panel one, mouse looking introspective: "Sometimes things don't go the way you want." Panel two, his arms open wide: "But what am I gonna do? Cry about it?" Panel three, arms crossed, resolute: "No way." Panel four, accepting: "I already did that."
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Poorly Drawn Lines comic. Panel one, mouse looking introspective: "Sometimes things don't go the way you want." Panel two, his arms open wide: "But what am I gonna do? Cry about it?" Panel three, arms crossed, resolute: "No way." Panel four, accepting: "I already did that."