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Now I understand the Electoral College.

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Dark humor about US politics

Vladimir Putin re-elected President of the United States

https://www.legorafi.fr/2024/11/06/vladimir-poutine-reelu-president-des-etats-unis/

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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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Don't throw sodium chloride at people. That's a salt.

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This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.

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Whom does Beyoncé call when she needs her roof repaired?

All the shingle ladies.

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Why couldn't the pony song a song?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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A single friend of mine asked me what it's like to be married.

I told him, on one hand, you get to wear a cool ring. On the other hand, you don't.

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This courtesy of my 14-year-old daughter.

Why couldn't the thieves get away from the art museum heist?

They didn't have enough gas to make the Van Gogh.

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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I don't relate to this at all.

Poorly Drawn Lines comic. Panel one, mouse looking introspective: "Sometimes things don't go the way you want." Panel two, his arms open wide: "But what am I gonna do? Cry about it?" Panel three, arms crossed, resolute: "No way." Panel four, accepting: "I already did that."
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Poorly Drawn Lines comic. Panel one, mouse looking introspective: "Sometimes things don't go the way you want." Panel two, his arms open wide: "But what am I gonna do? Cry about it?" Panel three, arms crossed, resolute: "No way." Panel four, accepting: "I already did that."