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Husband, Father, Software Engineer (PHP, go, etc.). Lover of Star Trek and anime.

Looking for other things to do, such as writing, acting, voice acting, but not really finding the time for it. Maybe when my kids are a little older, I'll get back on stage.

Feeling pretty bleak about the future of the United States. #NeverTrump

Feel free to follow. I may follow back if we seem to have similar interests.

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Other interests: #Parenting #StarTrek #Writing #Theater #anime #PHP #golang #Programming #WebDevelopment #genealogy #ScienceFiction #DadJokes

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Dan Jones

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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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Don't throw sodium chloride at people. That's a salt.

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This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.

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Whom does Beyoncé call when she needs her roof repaired?

All the shingle ladies.

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Why couldn't the pony song a song?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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This #DadJoke courtesy of my 14-year-old daughter.

Why couldn't the thieves get away from the art museum heist?

They didn't have enough gas to make the Van Gogh.

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?" #DadJokes #DadJoke

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If you see someone stealing AirPods, that makes you an iWitness.

This #DadJoke from my 12-year-old daughter.

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