The choir sang "I Am the First and the Last". How was I supposed to know that wasn't the closing number? #FalseAdvertising #EasterSunday
A youth musical number is slightly less awful than a children's musical number. #EasterSunday #WhyDidTheyNotBelieve
Dan Jones shared 2 years ago
We often fear what is ahead because we were hurt by what lies behind. This is natural, and not easily overcome. But you will overcome, not because of the past, or in spite of it, but because you are a warrior. The past is the past, the future is yours to conquer.
Dan Jones shared 2 years ago
Came across this on YouTube and was impressed.
Star Trek: Voyager S8E1 “Caretaken”
Dan Jones shared 2 years ago
How long ago was it?
Dan Jones shared 2 years ago
I remember when online screamed every time you logged on, and we should've heeded that warning
Dan Jones shared 2 years ago
Wishing you a #HappyEaster or a #HappyPassover -- whichever holiday you observe. May your weekend be filled with warm weather, loving companionship, and good food.
#HootinTootinTuesday (on a Saturday)
#HappyEaster2023 #Easter #Easter2023 #Passover #Passover2023 #Pillsbury #Jokestodon #Humor #FunnyMemes #Religious #ReligiousHumor
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Two images of a happy Pillsbury Dough Boy, how arms thrown up in joy. Left shows his usual puffy white appearance. The text says "He is Risen! Happy Easter!" Right side shows him colored & textured like Matza Bread. His hat has a small Star of David on the blue badge. The text says "He is not! Happy Passover!"
Dan Jones shared 2 years ago
@whknott "This is Elon. I made it! I'm on the surface. I'm 73 years old and I'm standing on Mars! Very quiet. You getting all this?"
Static. No response.
"Hey team you reading me?"
More static.
"Um, guys?"
Nothing but static.
"Comms check."
"We hear you, Elon."
"There you are. Now look--"
"No you listen to us, Elon. We're sick of your shit. You're on your own. Earth says Goodbye."
"Wait wut--"
Static.
#WritingCommunity #Fotor #WritingPrompt #SFF #freewrite #scifi
Dan Jones shared 2 years ago
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Worf is standing in ten forward on the Enterprise. (TNG era) He's pictured up close, and has a weird and crazed hungry or horny or maybe both hungry *and* horny Klingon smile on his face. His lip is curled up a bit, showing his teeth. Closed caption reads, "(subtle growl)"
Just got a copy of @[email protected] for my birthday (late birthday present).
Looking forward to digging into this.
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A hardcover copy of "Abandoned America: The Age of Consequences" by Matthew Christopher
Dan Jones shared 2 years ago
🏳️🌈🖖🏽When Starfleet judge advocate generals take any interstellar voyages on the dime of the Ferengi, they always report them to command.
Just saying.
Dan Jones shared 2 years agoA true warrior does the right thing even if there is no one to see, no one to impress, no one to give praise. Glory can be personal, a satisfaction in knowing you've done a good deed with no expectation of reward. In fact, often that is the greatest glory of all.
Dan Jones shared 2 years ago
There's not a doubt in my mind that if Mr. Rogers had known about trans kids, he would have invited them onto his show, shown them love, and taught a lesson to all of his viewers about pronouns.
Dan Jones shared 2 years ago
> if jesus was so great how come there isn't a jesus 2?
There is. That was like the whole point of Easter.
Dan Jones shared 2 years ago
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"We had a child molester on the floor for years, they helped him get reelected and did nothing to expel him," Johnson said. "We've had members pee in each other's chairs. We've had members illegally prescribe drugs to their cousin-mistress, and nothing happened. But talk on the floor without permission, and you'll get expelled."
We bought a Michelle Obama cake topper for my daughter's third birthday.
She is going to love it, since she's obsessed with the former First Lady.
And yes, I did say third birthday. Not thirteenth or thirtieth.
That's probably the most important thing to know about her.
Dan Jones shared 2 years ago
Working remotely should be the norm, not a privilege.
Dan Jones shared 2 years agoAre you coming to this ball?
Dan Jones shared 2 years agoBigotry has no place in the heart of a true warrior. Honor and merit are qualities of the individual, and should be assessed without bias. Bigotry spreads, and prejudice is indivisible; after all, the jackal cares not whose flesh it sinks its teeth into.